Grumpy Old Git Jokes by Ian Allen
Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you
Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers - 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?').
This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.
About the Author
Ian Allen is a father of three teenagers and a funny man indeed. He has been a freelance editor from Staffordshire - recently voted England's least amusing county - for the past 15 years and during that time Ian has worked on dozens of joke books, a handful of which were even intended to be comical. Ian is qualified to degree-level in Data Processing, which is also hilarious. He is the author of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes and Crap Dad Jokes.
Format: Hardback | 160 pages
Dimensions (cm): 20.3 x 13.3 x 1.5 | 256g
Publication Date: 01 Aug 2014
Publisher: Anova Books Company
Imprint: Portico Books
Publication City/Country: London, United Kingdom
Language: English
Illustrations note: b&w illustrations
Edition Number: 1
ISBN10: 1909396753
ISBN13: 9781909396753
Condition: Very Good
A book that does not look new and has been read but is in excellent condition. Very minimal damage to the cover, including very minor, tiny, scuff marks along the edges. This edition was released WITHOUT a dust jacket. No missing or damaged pages, no creases or tears, and no underlining/highlighting of text or writing in the margins. Very minimal wear and tear.