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Our Tiny, Useless Hearts by Toni Jordan (Signed)

Winner of Foreword Reviews Indie Bronze for General Adult Fiction 2017

This is a comedy about love and marriage. Specifically, the marriages of Caroline and Henry, and Lesley and Craig, and Janice and Alec.

Except that Henry’s not going to be with Caroline for much longer now Martha’s on the scene and to be truthful Lesley and Craig have a few trust issues that may not prove 100% resolvable. And Janice divorced Alec two years ago—although that didn’t have anything to do with falling out of love with him, quite the reverse actually, so it’s awkward when he turns up unexpectedly and finds Janice and Craig naked in Caroline’s bedroom.

But all relationships have their ups and downs, don’t they?

A brilliant, heartbreaking, hilarious novel.

‘A wonderful, witty treat of a novel: cutting and clever, and yet so very romantic, as though P.G. Wodehouse had satirized life in the suburbs.’—Liane Moriarty


About the Author

Toni Jordan is the author of four novels. The international best-seller Addition (2008), was a Richard and Judy Bookclub pick and was longlisted for the Miles Franklin award. Fall Girl (2010) was published internationally and has been optioned for film, and Nine Days was awarded Best Fiction at the 2012 Indie Awards, and was named in Kirkus Review’s top 10 Historical Novels of 2013.


Format: Paperback | 288 pages

Dimensions (cm): 23.1 x 15.4  x 2.1 | 382g

Publication Date: 02 May 2016

Publisher: Text Publishing

Publication City/Country: Melbourne, Australia

Language: English

ISBN10: 1925355454

ISBN13: 9781925355451


Condition: Good

A book that has been read but is in good condition. Very minimal damage to the cover including minor scuff marks along the edges, and minor creasing on the back cover, but no holes or tears. The majority of pages are undamaged with minimal creasing but no tearing. No pencil underlining of text, no highlighting of text. The title page has been signed by the author in blue pen. No other writing in margins. No missing pages.